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Gillf
06-05-2009, 09:57
Hi

People are strange... it's a fact! We've had a site visit this morning from a gentlemen who arrived via the search term nighties, visited 9 pages and spent 24 minutes on the site most of it probably writing the following rant.

Full text of his contact message:

Dear Sir,
I'm afraid that like virtually all tsuppliers of clothing you are completely crap when it comes to supplying sexy but useful clothing. (NO, THE TWO ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE). All it needs is a designer with a little imagination and flare.

You advertise (allegedly glamorous) underwear for the larger lady, and yet all the photographs are of shapely, slim women. What on earth is the matter with you. Sack the aresehole who decided the only way to sell such garments is to pander to the female vanity by flogging her something for wishfulfilment rather than something that will flatter her. Have the guts to show a woman who is representative of the kind of woman you are trying to flog the goods to!! Insert the left over photographs up the rectum of the prat who designed the web-page for larger ladies.

Why don't you find a underwear designer who is capable of producing garments that do the job they are intended to do and look sexy and appealing at the same time. A nightie with straps is all very good and can be designed with the brain in neutral. Any woman will know however that they are bugger all use for keeping you reasonably warm in a British climate.

Why is the bust line designed for non natural tits. Those ladies with breast implants may be OK in that their bust stays in the same place no matter what. In the real world however as soon as the supporting bra is removed, tits head towards the waistline (either that or the tits are so small they are non existent - hardly part of the definition of a larger lady though!

So why not get your arse into gear and cater for the genuine large lady (not just those with big tits) and start providing a service for the vast majority of the female population who are overweight and who would give their back teeth just to look a little alluring and sexy as they get ready for bed. Do your bit for womanhood, and for the male population as well!


I guess he was disappointed that he could not ogle some fat girls with little on! :D

We did reply as follows:

We are sorry that you did not find anything to your liking on our site and thank you for taking the time to tell us so at such length. The opinion of all our visitors is valuable. We also wish you good luck in finding what you seek elsewhere.

And then we blocked his IP address! :p

Gill
Luxury Lingerie Online (Including made to measure nighties for up to UK dress size 30! (http://www.ever-so-sexy.com))

WhiteRabbit
06-05-2009, 10:13
It's obviously something he feels very strongly about...lord knows what would happen if someone asked him to comment on the death penalty or euthanasia...or heavens above, mixed race marriages!! He'd probably self combust!

Amusing message though!

Dave
06-05-2009, 10:13
Hi Gill,

I was feeling a bit down today but reading your post has really cheered me up so thanks for sharing this with us all.

Hopefully you will not hear from him again. If you do it will most likely be another long e-mail!

lewey
06-05-2009, 11:22
I wonder if he sent the same email to all the other supplies of clothing?

Or you could offer him the opportunity to submit some designs of his own.

mikepayn
06-05-2009, 12:28
Hi Gill,

Customers, don't you just love them!

Thanks for cheering us all up. Nice reply too.

Paul S
06-05-2009, 13:02
Priceless.

I think I know who he is.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/ent/little_britain/300sauna_close.jpg)
Paul

mikeyred
06-05-2009, 14:29
Ha Ha!! just checked it out Paul and its got to be him.....
well thats me cheered up for the day and good retort our Gill. As far as throwing the teddy out the pram (sorry Dave), you don't think its Gordon Brown having a rant to save giving more money to tackle obesity,...... get the clothing industry to increase the sizes - there another problem solved.....;)

Gillf
06-05-2009, 16:49
Hello again everyone.

This has been the chuckle area for the day.

I am sorry, Dave, you were feeling down, but glad to have lifted your spirits.

Just to round up - "Mr R Loony" replied to our response and clearly missed the irony of it. I am not posting it because it was too boring.

Obviously he is someone who takes himself far too seriously - must have been Gordon Brown. ;)

Bye for now

Gill
Luxury Lingerie (http://www.ever-so-sexy.com)
(Mostly for slim people :D)

petad
06-05-2009, 19:33
Nice one. I'm off to register www.bigbirdsinsexyundies.com (http://www.bigbirdsinsexyundies.com). Let me have his email address so I can invite him to be our first customer...

Gillf
07-05-2009, 06:58
Hi

I just had a Sesame Street vision then... and a big yellow bird in underwear was not a pretty thought!

The chuckling goes on.
Gill
Seriously Luxury Undies for ladies of all sizes. (http://www.ever-so-sexy.com)

john
08-05-2009, 09:36
LOL!

He'll probably be back, heavily breathing down your phone!!

Mike
08-05-2009, 10:25
Why do you think this was written by a "gentleman". Looks like it could be a hacked off "larger lady" to me.

Seems to know too much about the female anatomy to be a man :):)

Gillf
08-05-2009, 10:38
Mike - you are right. I don't know the gender of this person. I guess, the aggressive attitude and the language, plus the fact that approximately 80% of our customers are men buying presents, made me assume that this person is male. But they only gave an initial and surname so it could be either gender. So perhaps it was a girl at the wrong time of the month! In any event he or she has given much merriment this week. Though I doubt that was their intention.

Hmmm... perhaps I should put him/her on my newsletter list.. we've just taken on a new French Couture Lingerie brand with price tags to make your eyes water but sizes up to UK dress size 20 - I wonder if that might be big enough for him/her. On second thoughts the prices would probably result in another spleen vending contact message!

Bye for now
Gill
Luxury Lingerie Online (http://www.ever-so-sexy.com)

Robin
08-05-2009, 14:26
This is certainly "post of the week". Is this gentleman buying for himself? Are you properly catering for the cross dressing market? (remember the kinky boots film)

Should I have photos of all body types in the hot tubs on my site? Or would that reduce my hit rate from Google images?

Jonathan Read
08-05-2009, 17:36
I happen to know the guy who the film 'kinky boots' was based on (not as a customer I must add!), his site http://www.divine.co.uk/ might be right up his/her street. Perhaps I should suggest he moves onto Bluepark! Then again, having seen what he sells the 'blue' in blue park could be read the wrong way...

Regards

Robin
12-05-2009, 16:23
would you believe this enquiry? Do you think I have any chance of getting paid?

HELLO MR/MISS,
AM LARRY MARTINS , I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF U

CARRY Hot Tubs FOR SALE, IF SO THEN I WILL LIKE YOU

TO E-MAIL ME BACK WITH THE PRICE QUOTE OF THE Hot

Tubs with size: 82"x82"x41"

Seating: 6
IF YOU DONT HAVE THIS TYPE, MAIL ME WITH THE TYPE YOU

HAVE IN STOCK .
I WILL BE GLAD TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU .. I END

HERE HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON,
BEST REGARDS,
LARRY MARTINS

pinkypie
13-05-2009, 21:47
LOL, of course you'll be getting paid. His 'friend' will be sending you a check for GBP5,000 which you can cash and you can keep the amount for your hot tub and then 'send him the change'.

Gill, this post made me laugh, must have been an insomniac or something. I had a comments email once that said 'I hate the red on your site, it is disgusting'. My, that was constructive, I tried to email back say 'thank you for the feedback' but the email bounced. Shame. I seriously wonder that people must have nothing better to do with their time than moan.

ScottyBoy
02-06-2009, 14:42
Was it definitely a man?