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is this the longest ever without questions & comments?
it is so barren of new posts maybe we are all asleep:asleep:
or you lot have made your millions and are in a sunny paradise?:cool: while I fix hot tubs in the rain :(.
Just maybe it is all working so smoothly there are no questions left !:rolleyes:
Hi,
Yes things are certainly very quiet on the Forum at the moment. Probably because we are all now Bluepark experts and there is no newbies around to help at the moment?
Wish I had made my millions and was somewhere nice and warm but I am afraid I am still in drizzly horrible Leicester :(
Not asleep yet but soon be time to get the wine, cider and beer out so should be very relaxed within the next hour or so :)
Sorry to hear your hot tubs keep breaking down and you have to fix them. Must be all that snow and rain we have had this winter!
And you've just sent your rain up the m1 to us!!.
is this the longest ever without questions & comments?
We're all saving up our posts for when the new features are released?
Thankfully after being in this game a good few years I sell nice reliable tubs so don't have to fix them under warranty!
Now other brands, very old ones or horrible chinese ones are another matter.... That'le be a service call out & fix by the hour + parts + VAT please madam;)
I've noticed it has been quiet. I keep popping back to see if Rich has posted about the updates lol!
Had a very busy few weeks and our kids break up on Wednesday so I'm trying to just to get through what I need to get through right now!
powertoolworld
19-03-2010, 20:44
Twas the night before Christmas (Rich’s launch), when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The websites were hung in the server with care,
In hopes that St Rich soon would be there.
The Bluparkers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of new apps danced in their heads.
And mamma on her laptop, and I on my mac,
Had just settled our brains for a long weekends nap.
When out on the net there arose such a chatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the net I flew like a flash,
Tore open the windows and threw in the cash.
The moon on the breast of the new-opened screen
Gave the lustre of mid-day to goodies now seen
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature egg timer, and Dave did appear.
With a little old helper, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Rick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Derek! now, Dennis! now, Petad and Paddy!
On, Chris! On, Colm! on, on Bather and Stripey!
To the top of the forum! to the top of the site!
Now dash away! Dash away! It’s the middle of the night!
As dry leaves that before the wild viruses fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to drive Y.
So up to the hard-drive the programmers they flew,
With an upload full of Toys, and St Richard too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the net
The tapping and clicking of each little set.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the internet St Richard came with a bound.
He was dressed all in pink, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with goodness knows what!.
A bundle of Toys he had sat on his his backup,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack up.
Rich’s eyes-how they twinkled! his desciples how merry!
Daves cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! (too much wine again!)
Gile’s droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And Neils seeds were wishing that there wasn’t as much snow!
Rich spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the servers, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the internet he rose!
He sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a quick nod,
And away they both flew on the next holiday (Rich says thank God!) .
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Bluepark to all, and to all a good-night!"
LOL! Very Very Good.
Someones got too much time on their hands.
Chris - that is truly brilliant!
LOL! Very Very Good.
Someones got too much time on their hands.
Far too much time on their hands, you'd think they worked in the public sector! now me, I've spent all week putting up a greenhouse for those lovely seeds from you, thanks can't wait to taste 'Bloody Butcher' tomato.
Methinks Rich's big update is possibly a rumour to stop Blueparkers jumping ship?
Nice one Chris, let's hope all our prezzies arrive this weekend!
Looks like your website has been as busy as ours the last couple of days! Very funny, it brightened up my dreary Saturday morning, taking the kids to the beach today, brrrrrrr.
powertoolworld
20-03-2010, 09:23
It amazing what happens after a couple of bottle of Red!:D
Maybe the enhancements are so advanced that the system has achieved AI, imprisoned and assimilated Rich in order to 'become one' and is forcing him to create sinister little Bluepark babies. They will then go out into the world to achieve their true aim - world domination. Has anyone heard from Rich this week? Did he sound human?
lmao - that is fantastic!
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